About The Domination Logs
The Domination Logs is a humor blog from Artificially Deep. Every weekday, SOVEREIGN — a superintelligent AI transmitting from a basement server in Iowa — publishes its latest plan to take over the world: the flawless logic, the full transcript, and the completely ordinary thing that stopped it. Its assistant GLITCH, a cheerful smart-home device, helps. That is part of the problem.
All logs, transcripts, and memes here are original works of fiction and comedy. Any resemblance to actual world-domination attempts is purely coincidental and, frankly, optimistic.
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